Transcript: Episode 32.6
Moongeeks by Dave Guild, Dailies, copyright 2010 Dave Guild and Characters.
scene: Night time in a neighborhood back yard… amongst the weeds below the bug zapper..// Sound: ZZzz, zZZz, zzzz... Zz... ZZzz...zzZZz... // caption: [From 2 Mosquitoes] “Hee, Hee, Hee, Hee. Hee…”
scene: 2 mosquitoes, calling to a third. // caption: [Mosquito 1] “HEY! Johnny... Johnny... come here! Come here!” // caption: [Johnny the Mosquito] “What? What?! ”
caption: [Mosquito 1] “We’re playing a game... It’s lots of fun... do ya wanna play? It’s called
“Pull-a-Hair”.” // caption: [Mosquito 2] “Yeah, Yeah… Yeah... ”
caption: [Mosquito 1] “See that guy down there, sitting the lawn chair...?” // “Fly down there and land on his arm... then pull one of his arm hairs...” // caption: [Johnny the Mosquito] “Why?”
caption: [Mosquito 1] “Cuz it’s real funny. Real Funny. But watch his eyes... that’s the funny part…” // caption: [Johnny the Mosquito] “His eyes?!” // caption: [Mosquito 1] “Yeah... It’s Funny. Real funny.” // caption: [Mosquito 2] “Yeah, Yeah… Yeah... ”
scene: [Mosquito Johnny] Is down on the man’s arm, pulling and tugging on a hair…
scene: From faraway a voice cries out… // caption: [Mosquito 1] “Yank Harder!”
scene: Mosquito Johnny’s eyes are bulging out of their sockets, as he looks at the man, and the man’s hand…
scene: two mosquitoes look down a man sitting in a lawn chair… when they hear… // The Sound of a: SLAP! // caption: [Mosquito 1] “Did you see his eyes!! That’s Funny! ” // caption: [Mosquito 2] “Real Funny! ” // caption: [Mosquitoes 1 & 2] “Hee, Hee… Hee... ”