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narrative (commentary): // scene: On the dark side of the moon two Moongeeks are continuing yesterday’s conversation… // caption: [Moongeek (Mortise)] “Ya know, Tenon... the ways I see it, once I get out in the bay and set the anchor… I’ll probably have to chum `em.”

scene: Mortise imagines he is on Earth sitting in a little boat, fishing… // caption: [Moongeek (Mortise)] “So-o-es what I’m thinking is... when I chum `em, I’m gonna use oyster crackers. I’ll just sprinkle them around the boat. Little floaties...chum!”

narrative (commentary): [NIGHT VISION GOGGLES] [ON] // caption: [Moongeek (Mortise)] “I’ll grab my ol’ rod and reel, and plop my bait right in the middle of them little floaties. And wait.” // “Then, when this here oyster swims by, he’ll nibble at the at them oyster crackers... but then he’ll spot the bait and whomp! Fish on! I’ll have him.” // caption: [Moongeeks (Tenon)] “And what ARE you using for bait, Mortise?” // caption: [Moongeek (Mortise)] “THAT’S A SECRET!!! I’ll tell you a lot... but not everything!”

scene: Try to imagine what you read. // caption: [Moongeek (Mortise)] “An once he’s in the boat,
that is when the Fight begins. First. I’ll kick his teeth out. That way he can’t bite me. They have dentures... so-oes they kick out easy. Most he can do now, is gum me. Then... I grabs my knife. My shuckin’ knife. And I stick ‘em. And I’ll pop him open!!” // “THEN! I grab my hot sauce, dowse him and slurp him. M-mmm!”

caption: [Moongeek (Mortise)] “And Tenon, if I’m lucky... maybe, just maybe, inside that oyster would be a pearl. And it just might be the Pearl of Wisdom. Wouldn’t that be something?”

scene: The conversation is coming from the dark side of the moon, the moon is in full view… // caption: [Moongeeks (Tenon)] “Well, Mortise... I hope you get to Earth... And I hope you catch that
Oyster. And I hope you get that pearl of wisdom... Cuz God knows, we need some intelligence up here...”
// narrative (commentary): Meanwhile down on Earth...