Transcript: Episode 28.3
Moongeeks by Dave Guild, Dailies, copyright 2010 Dave Guild and Characters.
scene: Tenon & Mortise are still in a heated conversation about… Oysters. // caption: [Moongeek (Mortise)] “You seeze Tenon, I’ve been watchin’ them oysters. They’re tricky. And they’ll fool ya. Yeah they will.”
narrative (commentary): [NIGHT VISION GOGGLES] [ON] // caption: [Moongeek (Mortise)] “But I’ve got it figgered like this, I’ll get in my oyster skiff, with my rod and reel, and my oyster bait...”
caption: [Moongeek (Mortise)] “And I’ll just putt on out into the bay. I’ll try still fishing first. And if that doesn’t work, then I’ll try trolling.”
caption: [Moongeeks (Tenon)] “Trolling for oysters!! MORTISE! You’re making this all up!”
caption: [Moongeek (Mortise)] “No, Tenon... You seeze, I’ll be sitting in the boat, and when an oyster swims by he’ll see my bait, and WHAM! Fish on! I’ll land him (not like a flying fish) but I’ll land him!” // scene: Swimming oyster is seen snorkeling amongst the depths of the bay…
caption: [Moongeeks (Tenon)] “ MORTISE!! You are making this all up!!! Oysters don’t swim!”// caption: [Moongeek (Mortise)] “Oh, yeah they do!”
caption: [Moongeeks (Tenon)] “Mortise, oysters stay stuck on rocks... they don’t move!” // caption: [Moongeek (Mortise)] “No Tenon! You’ve just seen them in the day time...”
caption: [Moongeek (Mortise)] “When the sun’s been in their eyes.” // caption: [Moongeeks (Tenon)] “The Sun get’s in their eyes?” // caption: [Moongeek (Mortise)] “Oh, Yeah... I’ve seen it...” // narrative (commentary): Continued... told only like a Moongeek could tell it...