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scene: Somewhere in the toolies one evening… two sombrero wearing mosquitoes are talking… // Sound: ZZzz, zZZz, zzzz...Zz...zZZzz...zzZZz... // caption: [Mosquito 1] “Whaaa--ohh…Do you see those legs?--- Look how long they are---”

caption: [Mosquito 1] “Whoooahh... ” // caption: [Mosquito 2] “You Fool ! Do you know
who’s seeestar that is?!” // caption: [Mosquito 1] “No…”

caption: [Mosquito 2] “The Mosquito Bandito’s !!! THAT iz heezzzz seeestar!”

caption: [Mosquito 2] “DO NOT STARE at HER---For he will Keel you. Dead.” // caption: [Mosquito 1] “Keel me? Like dead, Dead?” // caption: [Mosquito 2] “Do want to be deader?” // caption: [Mosquito 1] “No-o-o...Dead’s good enough…”

caption: [Mosquito 2] “Then Quit Staring! ” // caption: [Mosquito 1] “But, do you see those legs?!!” // caption: [Both Mosquitoes] “Whoaaaaaaaaaa... ”

scene: Enters a new sombrero wearing mosquito // // caption: [New Mosquito] “Ola, Boys!
Ola!” // caption: [Both Mosquitoes] “The Mosquito Bandito!”

caption: [The Mosquito Bandito] “What are you boys so smiling about?” // caption: [Mosquito 2] “Ohhhp. You Know... Just... caught up in the moment... “The Moment”...”

caption: [The Mosquito Bandito] “Oh-h-h-h-h. The Moment* (Please see formula
at bottom...) I--- remember physics...” // scene: Panic lights up the faces of the two other mosquitoes.

scene: The Mosquito Bandito begins to fly away… // caption: [The Mosquito Bandito] “So, remember you silly math geeks...The greater the Distance...equals the less Force that must be used...
Enjoy the Moment, boys. And keep your distance...Enjoy!”

narrative (commentary): // scene: Mosquitoes One and Two watch, as The Mosquito Bandito flies off into the night… // Sound: ZZzz, zZZz, zzzz...Zz...zZZzz...zzZZz...

caption: [Mosquito 2] “Do you-u-u-u-u realize how lucky we are...to Steeeal be alive?” // caption: [Mosquito 1] “Si............”

caption: [Mosquito 1] “I can do the math...”

narrative: *The Formula for calculating the Moment: // narrative: If: M=Fd // And: M=Moment, F=Force, & d=Distance... // Then: The greater the Distance, the less the Force, Must be used to equal the Moment... // is: True. // narrative: Mosquito Bandito... You Rock!

narrative: Phun Physics... Math Made Simple, by the Mosquito Bandito // narrative: The Mosquito Bandito's Cheater Bar For the Non-Math Lover, and those whom are geekly challenged... // narrative and formula): If: M=T / And: M=Moment, and T=Torque / And: F=Force & d=Distance... / Then: M=Fd is the same as T=Fd / Then: The greater the Distance, the less the Force, Must be used to equal the Moment or Torque... / is: True. // scene: The Mosquito Bandito waving “Ola!” as mosquitoes One & Two fly into the scene. An adjustable wrench is seen, as push with all their might on the cheater bar, to loosen the nut. // scene: Mosquitoes One and Two are flying away and talking as the go… // caption: [Mosquito 1] “I get it ! I get it !” // caption: [Mosquito 2] “Not as often as the Mosquito Bandito...”